Thursday, May 25, 2006


Matt has been ill all week and today he decided to throw in the towel:I think he's kitten.

Dude went home sick. BOO! Feel better Matt. Make some cupcakes and bring them in for me.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Matt has had better days. Along with shitty transportation thanks to the MTA our guy has:
  1. a sore throat
  2. a stuffy nose (or the sniffles, if you please)
  3. a headache
  4. and he's "queasy, but [he] thinks it's the medicine"
Anyone out there want to stop by Beard Papa's and get him a creme puff? I think that would make his day.

Monday, May 15, 2006


"Everything is sucky today, and there is no joy". - Matt

I can't help but completely agree.

Monday, May 08, 2006


Matt is home sick today. I eagerly anticipate hearing about his ailments tomorrow.

Thursday, May 04, 2006


Today Matt had a "Strawberries Wild" smoothie from Ja-Ja-Ja-Jamba Juice. With an immunity boost, because "he's sick all the time".
Actually, Matt's health has been so good as of late that it's hurting the livelihood of this blog.