What Ails Him

2007-02-14T08:15:00.000-08:00

9/28/06

2006-09-28T09:49:00.001-07:00

Matt's illing again. Dr. Dan is heading to Brooklyn to fix him up.

9/27/06

2006-09-27T12:24:00.000-07:00

Matt is at home today. He claims to be sick. I think he just wants to catch up on Lost before the new season.

(please note: Matt is an actual human, not just a line drawing.
Thus, this is not him.)

9/25/06

2006-09-25T12:02:00.000-07:00

Matt's apartment is getting ripped up so that the electricity can be rewired. Due to this, Matt has had to sleep with his head near "plaster dust and whatnot".

(please note: this may or may not be Matt's apartment)

9/12/06

2006-09-12T11:03:00.000-07:00

Matt is not distraught today, so don't even bother telling him that he is.

(not Matt)

He claims that he is just "whiny and grumpy" and is not thrilled about having to give a presentation in class tonight.

8/31/06

2006-08-31T08:24:00.000-07:00

At last night's dodgeball finale, Matt was throwing all sorts of wildstyle balls, including throwing from his side to make it low and have topspin. Unfortunately, this caused Matt to strain his arm.

It's hard to work near him with that weird glowing red shit pulsing around the room.

8/29/06

2006-08-29T12:59:00.000-07:00

This week Matt's had a cough that seems to come and go. Sometimes he coughs for minutes on end, and sometimes he doesn't cough at all.

(please note: this is not Matt)

Our coworker bought him chamomile tea and honey. I've already begun to feign random illnesses in hopes that she will bring me ice cream and candy.

8/10/06

2006-08-10T09:48:00.000-07:00

At Matt's dodgeball debut last night, playing for The Beaners, he became so enraged at that other team that he started diving for balls.

This resulted in a "wounded" knee.
He then decided to walk an extra 45 minutes on his way home, to garner sympathy for his limp.

8/2/06

2006-08-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

Matt has a headache today. It maybe because the world is melting outside. Also, his neck is sore - and he's bummed that dodgeball was cancelled.Please note: This is not a picture of Matt.

7/24/06

2006-07-24T11:54:00.000-07:00

It's been a long time. I know Matt's mom checked out this site, and his dad was "offended" by the thongs. Surrrreeee.

Anyway, my pal Matt has been feeling great lately. BUT - today his downfall has been his lunch, a burrito from Uncle Moe's.

6/29/06

2006-06-29T11:40:00.000-07:00

Again, Matt is on a healthy streak.

The only issue that is, for lack of a better word, plaguing him is the discovery of thongs in his laundry - on two different occassions! Player, what?!

6/2/06

2006-06-02T15:59:00.000-07:00

No physical ailments to report. Just a great big case of WONKA. Someone needs their Everlasting Gobstopper.

5/25/06

2006-05-25T12:12:00.000-07:00

Matt has been ill all week and today he decided to throw in the towel:I think he's kitten.

Dude went home sick. BOO! Feel better Matt. Make some cupcakes and bring them in for me.

5/23/06

2006-05-23T08:29:00.000-07:00

Matt has had better days. Along with shitty transportation thanks to the MTA our guy has:

a sore throat
a stuffy nose (or the sniffles, if you please)
a headache
and he's "queasy, but [he] thinks it's the medicine"

Anyone out there want to stop by Beard Papa's and get him a creme puff? I think that would make his day.

5/15/06

2006-05-15T09:02:00.000-07:00

"Everything is sucky today, and there is no joy". - Matt

I can't help but completely agree.

5/8/06

2006-05-08T13:16:00.000-07:00

Matt is home sick today. I eagerly anticipate hearing about his ailments tomorrow.

5/4/06

2006-05-04T14:01:00.000-07:00

Today Matt had a "Strawberries Wild" smoothie from Ja-Ja-Ja-Jamba Juice. With an immunity boost, because "he's sick all the time".
Actually, Matt's health has been so good as of late that it's hurting the livelihood of this blog.

4/20/06

2006-04-20T13:40:00.000-07:00

dooooood. i had to post today even though there's not much happening in the world of matt's ailments.

but, here's something: today he is wearing a yellow t-shirt. werd.if only this was the yellow shirt he was wearing.

4/18/06

2006-04-18T12:11:00.000-07:00

Matt's doing great this week. He got a haircut over the weekend. And there have been no illnesses to speak of.

Yet, he has been rather absorbed with some website.

Just like this kid, and his trombone. Blurry again, boo.

4/13/06

2006-04-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

Matt said that if there is anything wrong at all with him today it is that he WAS affected by a "slight malaise"

He feels better now after listening to total eclipse of the heart on repeat (dan band, not bonnie tyler (i gotta give him some credit)).

and i know the pics are blurry. i don't care.

4/10/06

2006-04-10T11:58:00.001-07:00

Today is Matt's birthday. He says that today he "is one year closer to death."

4/7/06

2006-04-07T13:07:00.000-07:00

Today, when I mentioned to Matt that I had a sore throat, he claimed that he also had one.

He's always trying to one up me.

4/5/06

2006-04-05T14:01:00.000-07:00

Matt had stinkeye a few weeks ago. Today my eye is burning. Uh-oh....

I could've put up some way uglier pictures, but as you can imagine, if I get stinkeye it will be pretty like this.

4/4/06

2006-04-04T14:11:00.000-07:00

matt lacked personality today.

when i googled "personality lack" this is what came up.

this guy is not lacking in the personality dept. i'm sure.

3/31/06

2006-03-31T12:41:00.000-08:00

Today Matt had dry lips. Perhaps he should
mosey on over to chaptastic!

Tuesday March 28

2006-03-28T07:27:00.000-08:00

The blog would've started yesterday but Matt was sick at home. Today he feels good, his throat hurts a bit today - from the weekend.

This is what we do

2006-03-28T07:22:00.000-08:00

Matt, my coworker, likes to tell me about what medical issues he has daily. This blog will chronicle his aches.